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• Amazon Sales Rank: #40810 in DVD

Customer Reviews

Horribly acted, horribly written, horribly animated...
I could go on saying what's terrible in this film, but it'd be easier to say that the entire film itself is horrible. Basically, this obviously fan-made movie's "plot" (as thin as it is, there is one) surrounds various anime characters from series that are completely unrelated to each other arriving to attend the wedding of Sailor Moon to Tuxedo Mask. As soon as they arrive, characters start getting naked & doing various versions of the horizontal mambo.

Done correctly, this could have worked. Unfortunately the animation is so incredibly terrible (many scenes are only partially animated or use the same 5 second animation in a loop) & the anatomy is so incredibly bad (even for a hentai) that the film can't even be considered all that erotic. It's as if the animation crew consisted of a group of pre-pubescent geeks with little to no idea of what such an endeavor should look like. Even then most otaku or porn geeks have at least a general idea of what good hentai should look like.

The only reason I'm giving this 2 stars is because the film made me laugh constantly, especially in the scenes where only part of the character is animated. (There's a hilarious scene with Tuxedo Mask where the only part of him that's moving is his upper to mid torso. Even the movement is unrealistic as his wiggling torso more resembles a jello jiggler than it does a human torso.) If you are looking for something that's actually sexy, go elsewhere, ANYWHERE than this film. Even reading the phone book is more erotic than this film. (Yes there's scenes of sex, but the creators actually manage to make it completely unsexy & unerotic.) If you are looking for something to make you laugh, I recommend this film, but only if you are truly looking for something to throw your money away on & you don't have a toilet nearby to flush it down.

Sailor and the 7 Ballz
It sucks. Do not waste your money on this dvd. They don't speak English and the drawings are really bad. I could have made a better movie. I would have given this no stars if I could.

I cannot believe they sell this on amazon
No way.

Guys, buy this if you like unintentional halarity. This movie is about 14 thousand hours long, and is so pathetically animated that me and my friends still laugh about it.

Four words: Darien's Austin Powers impersonation.