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Livin' Large, Through My USB Ports
By an Amazon.com customer
USB Humping DogUSB Humping Dog
Buy new: $12.00
For the ultimate in style, taste, class and sophistication, just a little something to hook up to your $5000 custom laptop.
USB RC MINI CAR RF CAR GARAGE & CONTROL SOFTWAREUSB RC MINI CAR RF CAR GARAGE & CONTROL SOFTWARE
Buy new: $27.24
Ultimate office screw-off gold.
USB Mini Aquarium with LEDs (Blue)USB Mini Aquarium with LEDs (Blue)
Something to watch when those QDR reports get a bit dull.
USB Plasma BallUSB Plasma Ball
Drink in the plasmatic wonder.
Doctor Who Tardis USB 4 Port Powered Hub StationDoctor Who Tardis USB 4 Port Powered Hub Station
Buy new: $37.95
Scream your geekdom to the entire office with this baby, and then hook up another 4 wonder-gadgets.
USB Pole DancerUSB Pole Dancer
More style and grace for your PC.
Verizon Wireless USB720 EVDO Rev A USB Modem (Verizon Wireless)Verizon Wireless USB720 EVDO Rev A USB Modem (Verizon Wireless)
Buy new: $0.01
Talk anywhere, any time, for a cost, of course.
Jumpin' Banana Simpson's USB Desk LightJumpin' Banana Simpson's USB Desk Light
Buy new: $19.49
Hang with Homer as you work your spreadsheets.
Ion TTUSB Turntable with USB RecordIon TTUSB Turntable with USB Record
Buy new: $90.28
Gotta put my Partridge Family LPs and my original Kid Creole and the Coconuts picture disks on digital, so they won't be lost for all time.
BY101U Mini Ionic USB Powered Personal Air PurifierBY101U Mini Ionic USB Powered Personal Air Purifier
Your own little R2D2 to clean the air all around you.
Usb Plug & Play Massager Massage Ball, PinkUsb Plug & Play Massager Massage Ball, Pink
For, ah, destressing while at the computer.
Ferraris PikoNET Asthma Management Software - USB CradleFerraris PikoNET Asthma Management Software - USB Cradle
Buy new: $61.00
Yeah, right, like this thing is going to fix your asthma.
Usb Flash Drive BraceletUsb Flash Drive Bracelet
But you can't shower with it on.
DESK LAMATIONS PC POWERED PERSONALITY USB MISSLE LAUNCHERDESK LAMATIONS PC POWERED PERSONALITY USB MISSLE LAUNCHER
Buy new: $29.99
Substitute the foam missiles for poison darts, and you're all set.
Compucable USB Powered Miniature Desktop Snowman with LEDCompucable USB Powered Miniature Desktop Snowman with LED
Buy new: $7.97
Ho ho ho, etc.
Compucable USB Hanukah Bush by AddLogixCompucable USB Hanukah Bush by AddLogix
Buy new: $1.97
Don't despair, mensch, as there is a product for we Chosen, too.
USB Cup Warmer, WhiteUSB Cup Warmer, White
Buy new: $7.99
Keep that nasty office coffee warm all day long.
ReadiVac 39006 CompuVac USB Vacuum CleanerReadiVac 39006 CompuVac USB Vacuum Cleaner
Buy new: $14.19
Clean up that nasty keyboard, for Bog's sake!
USB Illumination ClockUSB Illumination Clock
What time is it!?
Sirius Computer Powered Hand Held Massager - PurpleSirius Computer Powered Hand Held Massager - Purple
Buy new: $20.99
The ultimate in powered vibrating plastic knuckle-dusters.
USB Circus CannonUSB Circus Cannon
Shoots digital circus clowns!
USB Heating Gloves: Women's VersionUSB Heating Gloves: Women's Version
Stay warm under that incessant A/C vent.
USB RefrigeratorUSB Refrigerator
Put your Royal Crown righ on in
CyberPower CPH720P USB Hub, 7-Port, USB 2.0, 480Mbps, 1.1/2.0 Compatible, PC/MAC PlugNPlay - Lifetime WarrantyCyberPower CPH720P USB Hub, 7-Port, USB 2.0, 480Mbps, 1.1/2.0 Compatible, PC/MAC PlugNPlay - Lifetime Warranty
Buy new: $28.45 / Used from: $32.07
Ah, an even better place to plug in even mor stupid crap!
USB Aroma DiffuserUSB Aroma Diffuser
Sorry, but this looks just plain dangerous.
Hawking HWU8DD Hi-Gain USB Wireless-G Dish AdapterHawking HWU8DD Hi-Gain USB Wireless-G Dish Adapter
Buy new: $49.99 / Used from: $44.00
Suck in the communications and thoughts and feelings of your co-workers!
Samsung Pleomax PSP-7000 USB Crystal 2.0-Channel Speakers (Black)Samsung Pleomax PSP-7000 USB Crystal 2.0-Channel Speakers (Black)
Buy new: $24.08 / Used from: $18.26
Or just listen to these singing trashcans for a while...