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Disasterpiece Theater Part 6
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Disaster Movie (Unrated Widescreen)Disaster Movie (Unrated Widescreen)
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Parody is dead and Aaron Seltzer and Jason Freidberg(the talentless hacks behind this monstrosity) are the undertakers.
Town and CountryTown and Country
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Incredibly bad comedy starring an all-star cast at their worst. Plus its never a good sign when the production company delays its release.
Basic Instinct 2 (Unrated, Extended Cut)Basic Instinct 2 (Unrated, Extended Cut)
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Its so awful you have to see it to believe it.
GodsendGodsend
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Is there anything more painful than badly written flick with A-List stars slumming while it tries to speak on cloning and pass itself off as a horror flick?
88 Minutes88 Minutes
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Al Pacino revolutionized versatile acting but here he revolutionized the phoned-in performance in this crummy pseudo-thriller.
Mulholland FallsMulholland Falls
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Boring, bloated vanity project that set film noir back 100 years.
Superhero Movie (Extended Edition)Superhero Movie (Extended Edition)
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*sigh*
EdEd
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A movie about a baseball playing monkey that was written and directed by monkeys.
Shriek if You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13thShriek if You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th
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Shriek if they ever decide to make a sequel to this slop.
Prom Night (Unrated)Prom Night (Unrated)
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By the numbers slasher flick that uses every horror cliche in the book.
Because I Said So (Widescreen Edition)Because I Said So (Widescreen Edition)
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I dont think Ive ever seen Diane Keaton act more excruciating and I hope to never see her this way again.
The CovenantThe Covenant
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Renny Harlin continues to fall from grace with this homoerotic and homophobic misfire.
UnspeakableUnspeakable
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Unwatchable.
TickerTicker
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Will somebody PLEASE tell Steven Seagal to hang it up while we still have fond memories of him?
The Love Guru (Single-Disc Edition)The Love Guru (Single-Disc Edition)
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A moment of silence for Mike Myers' career. Thank you.
Carlito's Way - Rise to Power (Widescreen)Carlito's Way - Rise to Power (Widescreen)
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A big fat waste of time and what is PeeDoody doing here?
The Jackal - Collector's EditionThe Jackal - Collector's Edition
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Come one, come all. See Bruce Willis show off his stupid death gun. Witness Richard Gere's incredible disappearing and reappearing Irish accent and witness the butchering of 1973 classic with a pointless remake.
Another 48 HRS.Another 48 HRS.
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48 Hrs gave birth to the buddy cop genre. Another 48 Hrs set it back a couple of years.
What's the Worst That Could Happen? (Special Edition)What's the Worst That Could Happen? (Special Edition)
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If you thought this movie was great just because it starred Martin Lawrence and Danny Devito you would be dead wrong. Lethally dull.
Money TrainMoney Train
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Wesley and Woody tried to recreate the magic they had with White Man Cant Jump to no avail and Robert Blake has never looked more silly.
Mr. WoodcockMr. Woodcock
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Billy Bob Thornton playing the same a**hole he plays in every other movie. You'd think he knew better.
The SpecialistThe Specialist
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Blockbuster bust with hammy acting from Stallone, Woods and Stone. Plus throw in some weak sex scenes and cheesy special effects and action sequences and presto! Instant crap.
Look Who's Talking, TooLook Who's Talking, Too
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Let's be honest with ourselves. This sequel was horrible and formulaic to a fault and is the reason why monstrosities like Baby Geniuses and Superbabies exist
Eragon (Widescreen Edition)Eragon (Widescreen Edition)
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Eragon is the worst fantasy movie of all time.
DoogalDoogal
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A very bad kids movie filled to the rim with pop culture references. Have you people no shame?
The Stepford Wives (Special Collector's Edition)The Stepford Wives (Special Collector's Edition)
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Trades in the horror and wit of the original for unfunny and brainless camp.
The Bone CollectorThe Bone Collector
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Another movie that wastes top notch talent with a ham-fisted script.
Twisted (Special Collector's Edition)Twisted (Special Collector's Edition)
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Samuel Jackson and Ashley Judd star in this convoluted and lame-brained thriller.
RV (Full Screen Edition)RV (Full Screen Edition)
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I liked this movie better when it was called National Lampoons Vacation.
EvolutionEvolution
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Think Ghostbusters only with aliens.
Good Luck Chuck (Unrated Widescreen Edition)Good Luck Chuck (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
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Another weak comedy starring the incredibly unfunny Dane Cook.
The NeverEnding Story III - Escape From FantasiaThe NeverEnding Story III - Escape From Fantasia
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Tops The NeverEnding Story II in badness.
Dirty Love (Unrated Edition)Dirty Love (Unrated Edition)
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How painful can an hour and a half minutes sitting of Jenny McCarthy's shtick can be? Lets see...
CocktailCocktail
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Tom Cruise reciting bad poetry over bar tables, a bar manager with bad advice to give about women and a cheesy love story added to the mix. Man, Cocktail had it all!
Wired [VHS]Wired [VHS]
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You love John Belushi? Me too. Let's honor his memory by forgetting this clown show of a movie.
The Grudge 2 (Unrated Director's Cut)The Grudge 2 (Unrated Director's Cut)
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And you thought the first one was bad!
The Omen (Widescreen Edition)The Omen (Widescreen Edition)
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If you think this remake is better than the original, seek help immediately.
Me, Myself & Irene (Special Edition)Me, Myself & Irene (Special Edition)
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The downfall of Jim Carrey begins here.
Clint Eastwood Collection: Pink CadillacClint Eastwood Collection: Pink Cadillac
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Clint Eastwood has never looked more silly in this generic popcorn flick of the 80s.
Speed 2 - Cruise ControlSpeed 2 - Cruise Control
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The most unnecessary sequel of all time!