Another great short story by our featured flash fiction author

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Product Description

Racing sled dogs is hell, especially when you're in hell. When Satan offers Chris McFarrell a chance at driving dogs again, this time against God's team, how can Chris resist? Air conditioning is on the line here, only the sled dogs aren't exactly sled dogs. They're hell hounds from the netherworld, including a particularly bad-tempered, reincarnated Poodle from hell named Fifi…

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Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #3024506 in Books
• Published on: 2006-07-11
• Released on: 2006-07-11
• Binding: Digital
• 25 pages

About the Author
Margaret H. “Maggie” Bonham is a four-time award winning professional dog, cat, and science fiction and fantasy author in Colorado. She has trained over 50 dogs in sledding, agility, packing, obedience, weightpulling, and conformation, earning multiple titles on several of her own dogs. She has written educational coursework for dog trainers with Thomson Education Direct in training agility and activities with dogs. She has taught dog training packing classes at Colorado Free University and is a professional member of Association of Pet Dog Trainers (APDT), Dog Writers Association of America (DWAA), Cat Writers Association (CWA), and the Pikes Peak Writers Association (PPW). Maggie has been a professional writer since 1995 and has written novels, nonfiction books, short stories, courses, educational materials, and articles. Her writing credits include twenty books (published or under contract): · Bring Me Home: Cats Make Great Pets (Howell Book House 2005) · Dog Grooming for Dummies (Wiley 2006) · Bring Me Home: Dogs Make Great Pets (Howell Book House 2005) · Having Fun with Agility (Howell Book House, 2005) · A Dog's Wisdom (Howell Book House, 2005) · The Complete Guide to Mutts (Howell Book House 2004) · The Complete Idiot's Guide to Labrador Retrievers 1st and 2nd ed (Penguin-Putnam/Alpha Books 2003 and 2005) · The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dog Health and Nutrition (Penguin-Putnam/Alpha Books 2003) · The Complete Idiot's Guide to Designer Dogs (Penguin-Putnam/Alpha Books 2005) · The Complete Idiot's Guide to Golden Retrievers (Penguin-Putnam/Alpha Books 2005) · Soft Coated Wheaten Terriers (Barron's Educational Series 2000) · An Introduction to Dog Agility (Barron's Educational Series 2000) · Northern Breeds (Barron's Educational Series 2001) · The Simple Guide to Getting Active with Your Dog (TFH, 2002) · Cancer and Your Pet (Capital Books 2005) · Your Siberian Husky's Life (Prima Publishing 2001) · Prophecy of Swords (Yard Dog Press 2005) · Runestone of Teiwas (Yard Dog Press 2007) · Lachlei (Dragon Moon Press, 2007) · Labradoodles (Barrons Educational Series 2007) Her work has appeared in various national publications including The Daily Cat, Catnip, Dog Fancy, Dog World, Dog and Kennel, Pet Life, Pet View, The Dog Daily, Your Dog, Natural Pet, Contract Professional, and Mushing Magazine. She has been a columnist and contributing editor for Dog and Kennel and PetView magazines and she was a frequent contributor to Pets.com and Vetmedcenter.com Internet sites. She is the editor of Merial PawPrints Newsletter which is distributed to veterinarians for their clients and covers topics about dogs and cats. She has been an editor for Wiley, seeing three books to completion. Short fiction includes: The Ultimate Weapon, (Four Bubba's of the Apocalypse), Darkness Over All (Tales of the Talisman and Small Bites), The Troll Kind (ShadowSwords #2), Honor-Bound (ShadowSwords #5), Practice (Kidvisions), When the Vengeance is Gone (Lorelei Signal), A Storm is Coming (Tales of the Talisman) and Gunrunner (Tales of the Talisman and More Sonic Ficiton). She is the host of the Sci-Fi Traveling Road Show (www.scifitravelingroadshow.com) and has her novel, Prophecy of Swords available as a podcast novel through Podiobooks.com. Maggie Bonham is the three-time winner of the prestigious Maxwell Award for writing excellence. She is also the first time winner of Pet Sitter's International's First Canine Award, which is given to the most humorous story told in first-person by a dog. Maggie has taught writing courses with the Colorado Free University. She has spoken at seminars for National Writer's Association, Cat Writer's Association, CONDFW, Norwescon, Radcon, Fencon, Opusfest, MileHiCon, Baycon, Conestoga, MileHiCon, and Long's Peak Writer's Group. She has written and marketed mystery and science fiction/fantasy novels and is currently marketing a fantasy and mystery series. She has an editing and ghostwriting service for writers interested in having their books prepared for publication. Maggie currently trains various breeds for agility, sled dog racing, obedience, and conformation.

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Customer Reviews

$1000 in laughs for a couple of quarters
This was the kind of story I'd buy an entire magazine for: clever premise, snappy delivery, ending I never saw coming. The author says she's never envisioned herself as a humor writer, but after reading this, she should feel confident adding humor to her long list of credentials.

Great story!

I'm the author, I wrote it
Ok, yes, you're not getting an unbiased opinion here. Of course I think the story is fabulous -- I wrote it. If Amazon had a humor section, I'd probably put this story in there. It's funny; it's quirky. Take fantasy and sled dogs, and a large dollop of humor and this is what you've got.

Basically, it's more along the lines of my Four Bubbas writing. To be honest with you, I never envisioned myself a humor writer, but somehow I've managed to write humor and do it pretty well (this is coming from someone who screws up the timing of the punchline). It's not at all like Prophecy of Swords, but you can check it out and see how versatile I am when I'm in a mood. And for the price, you just can't beat it.

I don't want to give away the plot any more than I've done in the description, but it's a very fast read. Basically, if you want a fun story, this is it.