Before you delve further into the world of the ninja you must first become familiar with all that is ninja! Robert Hamburger brings us the ultimate guide to everything ninja. Hamburger has proclaimed himself the indisputable master of ninja lore, and after reading this book, you'll know if you have what it takes to be... NINJA!

Once you have donned your ninja uniform you may find that your lack of foot cover may give away your position as you lurk in the shadows. Never fear, these ninja tabi boots will help your feet blend into the darkness that surrounds you. They will also make you run faster, jump higher and totally flip out in awesome ways like only a true ninja can.

Now that you're a ninja you can no longer wear normal Fruit of the Loom socks. They don't fit in your ninja boots. You need to buy these tabi socks to match your tabi boots. Buy an extra pair just in case all that wall-climbing tears a hole in your first pair.

Of course, every ninja needs a friggin' sweet guitar to wail on after totally flipping out some bad guys! I suggest a Gibson Flying V because not only does this guitar wail harder than a banshee in a trash compactor, it can also be used to stab your enemies in a pinch! Super sweet.