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General Zombie's Movies Watched in 04/08
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Black SundayBlack Sunday
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(B-) This terrorist-oriented thriller about an attack on the Super Bowl has good first and third acts, but the middle is rather padded. Also, Robert Shaw is cool as a cold-blooded Mossad agent.
The Mission (Two-Disc Special Edition)The Mission (Two-Disc Special Edition)
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(B-) In many ways the quintessential historical epic: it's immaculately made, but a tad bloodless. De Niro and Irons are good with what they have, though, and the end battle is effective.
Eating RaoulEating Raoul
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(B+) Absurdist Black Comedy from the director of Death Race 2000. It's quite funny and racy while still being good-natured.
The Discreet Charm Of The Bourgeoisie - Criterion CollectionThe Discreet Charm Of The Bourgeoisie - Criterion Collection
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(B) Hyper-surreal satire/comedy from Bunuel. As an art film it's never terribly funny, but it's amusing, and keeps you on your toes with its bizarre nature.
The Ruins [Theatrical Release]The Ruins [Theatrical Release]
(B) Smith's bleak horror novel didn't seem very filmable, but they translated it nicely. The characters are thin, but it's fast-paced and gruesome. This is painful, disgusting horror, but that can work, even if it isn't the ultimate.
The Young Poisoner's HandbookThe Young Poisoner's Handbook
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(C) Competently-made homage to Kubrick, but the central psychopath here is just dull and lifeless, which doesn't help in a character study.
The Night Evelyn Came Out of the GraveThe Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave
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(C+) A pseudosupernatural quasi-giallo. It's slow and predictable, but it has enough moments of giallo extravagance and sytle to keep interest.
The Day of the JackalThe Day of the Jackal
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(B-) An interesting political thriller, but it's played in such a flat, unassuming manner that it didn't involve me the way it might have.
Dog Day Afternoon (Two-Disc Special Edition)Dog Day Afternoon (Two-Disc Special Edition)
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(A) A terrific, absorbing 70s crime drama. Al Pacino gives a great performance, reminding us that he didn't always ham it up endlessly.
Walk Hard - The Dewey Cox Story (Two-Disc Special Edition)Walk Hard - The Dewey Cox Story (Two-Disc Special Edition)
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(B) An absurdist yet deadpan parody. Consistently entertaining, if not always laught out loud funny.
The Fall of the House of UsherThe Fall of the House of Usher
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(B) An extremely moody and visually impressive silent horror film, though it's a tad uneventful even by the standards of the genre.
Death Bed - The Bed that EatsDeath Bed - The Bed that Eats
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(D-) Pretty much what you'd anticipate. Staggeringly inept, though it's got plenty of goofy quirks that give it a lot of camp appeal.
Children Shouldn't Play with Dead ThingsChildren Shouldn't Play with Dead Things
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(D-) By the last act this is a mediocre zombie movie, but the first hour is truly painful and dull, with some of the worst performances ever. Alan Ormsby, in particular, is unbearable.
Short Night of Glass DollsShort Night of Glass Dolls
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(C+) Unconventional giallo has an interesting structure and story, but it's got too much deadwood to be more than passable.
Dead EndDead End
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(B-) Derivative and with an incredibly predictable ending, but I still enjoyed this "Twilight Zone" -esque horror flick. It has surprisingly good performances for such a cheap film, and a lot of effective, surreal touches to maintain interest in the brief runtime.
Vengeance of the ZombiesVengeance of the Zombies
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(B-) This Naschy voodoo flick is pretty hokey, but it's quite endearing and very lively too, which is what you'd generally want from this sorta movie.
The ResurrectedThe Resurrected
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(B-) Dan O'Bannon helmed adaptation of Lovecraft's "Case of Charles Dexter Ward." It has a sort of made-for-TV look which hurts the drama, but is also slightly charming and nostalgia-inducing for me. More significantly, the story is just fairly interesting, and the effects are neat.
Inside (Unrated)Inside (Unrated)
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(B) Tense, gruesome home invasion horror pic from France. Very effective much of the time, but it has flaws, like a stupid twist and a generally over the top second half after the more low-key beginning. It's good, but it coulda been better.
Before the Devil Knows You're DeadBefore the Devil Knows You're Dead
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(A) Wrenching crime-drama from Lumet with great performances all around. A hypnotic, inevitable film with tragic undertones. Maybe the best of '07 apart from "No Country For Old Men".
DagonDagon
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(B-) A goofy but fun Lovecraft adaptation. You'd like to see a first-rate "Shadow of Innsmouth" film, but this is worth a watch, even if it's hardly ideal.
RetributionRetribution
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(B) K. Kurosawa and Yakusho team up again in this "Cure"-esque supernatural thriller, but with vengeful ghost elements thrown in. It's nowhere near as good as that film, but it's one of the better efforts in Kurosawa's uneven career. A thoughtful, eerie film with a fine performance from Yakusho.
Werewolf Hunter - Legend of RomasantaWerewolf Hunter - Legend of Romasanta
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Art/Title aside, this is actually a seriously-minded period horror film about a killer who believes he's a werewolf. It's impressively mounted but the story itself is fairly humdrum.
The BelieversThe Believers
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(C) Good-looking cult-oriented horror, but predicatable, overlong and w/o any sympathetic figures.
Dr. Jekyll and Sister HydeDr. Jekyll and Sister Hyde
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(B) An above-average late period Hammer gothic. The conceit doesn't impress me much, but the script is clever and the misty Victorian setting is beautifully evoked, even by Hammer's high standards.
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (Two-Disc Special Edition)What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (Two-Disc Special Edition)
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(B+) Bizarre California-Gothic with a delightfully overwrought performance from Davis. Hammy though the performances can be, this isn't a film you laugh at--it's legitmately tense and you will loathe the Jane character.
I, MonsterI, Monster
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(C) Amicus version of the Jekyll and Hyde tale. Actually follows the book pretty close, as I recall, but it's all a bit listless and the production values aren't quite up to snuff. Also, Lee isn't at his best, and Cushing is wasted in a too-small role.
One Missed CallOne Missed Call
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(C+) Much reviled, but this is actually pretty average as such things go. The performances are often dubious, but it has a few decent scare scenes. Too bad about the lame ending. The original is superior, but this one passes the time alright.
Blood From the Mummy's TombBlood From the Mummy's Tomb
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(B-) Slow-moving and less than action-oriented, but this one has a more novel and intriguing plot than most Hammer pics. Too bad Cushing had to drop out, though, he'd have likely added a lot.
Hammer Horror Series (Brides of Dracula / Curse of the Werewolf / Phantom of the Opera (1962) / Paranoiac / Kiss of the Vampire / Nightmare / Night Creatures / Evil of Frankenstein)Hammer Horror Series (Brides of Dracula / Curse of the Werewolf / Phantom of the Opera (1962) / Paranoiac / Kiss of the Vampire / Nightmare / Night Creatures / Evil of Frankenstein)
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(C+ for Nightmare, B- for Kiss of the Vampire) Nightmare is a typical psych-thriller from the era. The B&W photography is great, but the plot is too convoluted. Kiss... is typical Hammer Vampire stuff, too slow at first, but I prefer the moodier approach for such material.
Wristcutters - A Love StoryWristcutters - A Love Story
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(B-) Indie-Comedy about a bleak afterlife inhabited by suicides. I have limited patience for selfconciously quirky indie stuff, but this one is generally clever and justifies the wackiness, though it's not exactly hilarious or spellbinding.
Clean, Shaven - Criterion CollectionClean, Shaven - Criterion Collection
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(B+) Extremely low-budget, vaguely experimental film about a schizophrenic trying to retrieve his adopted daughter. This has a genuinely sympathetic and detailed depiction of mental illness, with Peter's various delusions inflicted upon the audience. A very interesting and sad film.