Product Description

This high quality T-shirt is hand dyed and printed in the United States. This is not an iron-on decal that will crack and flake off. The ink is deeply embedded in the fibers which guarantees a long lasting print design and extraordinary comfort. Available in adult unisex sizes M-XXXL. See size chart for details.

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #13764 in Apparel & Accessories
• Size: plus-size
• Color: Charcoal
• Brand: The Mountain
• Fabric type: cotton

Features

• Made with earth friendly water-based ink
• 100% Cotton
• Pre-shrunk

Customer Reviews

I love this shirt
Let me start by saying this was the single greatest purchase I have ever made. EVER. Everyone should own this sweet shirt. Here's why:

First of all, the shirt is just plain awesome. It looks like there is a shark coming right out of my chest. Be careful though, it is so realistic that some people might think there is an actual shark coming out of you. I've had this happen to me on several occasions, had to stop what I was doing, and calmly inform the person that it was indeed just a shirt and that their misconception was ridiculous because, unfortunately, sharks can't survive outside of water because they are fish. This aspect of the shirt is more helpful than it is annoying since no one will mess with a dude that has a shark leaping out of his chest.

On a similar note, you can swim in the ocean wearing this shirt without fear of being attacked by a shark (or any other carnivorous sea creature). Other sharks either think you've already been taken or they don't want to mess with the ferocity of the shark lashing its way through your chest.

I wear my shirt everywhere and my life has only gotten better because of it. My wife, who loves sharks, agreed to marry me on the spot when I was wearing this shirt. I've made love to her every night since then wearing this shirt. Our 2-month anniversary is tomorrow and we couldn't be happier.

And I owe it all to this shirt. My life is wonderful. BUY THIS SHIRT.

Forget Cheap Knockoffs!
Unlike other cotton-based shirts that advertise themselves as clothing that lets animals rip through your chest (Breakthrough Wolf T-Shirt, I'm looking at you) this shirt really does!

I have had no fewer than THREE, count 'em, THREE sharks attempt to rip their way through my chest since I've seen this shirt. I don't even own it and it makes me that manly! And that's REALLY awesome since I'm a girl!!

Pros: Makes you feel supremely manly, even as the pounding shark attempts to rip its way from your pleural cavities

Cons: Sharks ripping through you chest really hurt! You have to be above the pain.

Buy this Shirt, Change the World
No child of mine would be caught carcassless without having one of these in his or her wardrobe, or maybe even two. This shirt doesn't just say, "Hey, I am a shark--watch out"; it says, "Hey, I am a revolutionary--I can do anything!" Yes, because only a shark can tear through something without anyone knowing what it is; only a revolutionary can make a bold decision that will change history forever. It is these remnants of the unidentifiable that symbolize courage and leadership.

Is the shark breaking and eating through a mast? Is it breaking through your shower curtain? Is it breaking through a children's moon bounce? Is it breaking through Ellen Ripley's stomach as she falls into molten lead at the conclusion of Alien 3?

We just don't know, and we shouldn't know.

But what I do know is that...

This is the shirt Rosa Parks should have worn on the day she refused to give up her bus seat.

This is the shirt Neil Armstrong should have worn to the moon.

This is the shirt President Obama should have worn during his inauguration.

This is the shirt Criss Angel should wear when he levitates, walks through walls, and gets cut in half.

This is the shirt Hugh Jackman WILL wear in his next action movie.

When you wear this shirt, you can do anything. It empowers. It gives strength. Buy this shirt, change the world!

Sharkchild (No coincidence, at all)
Author of The Dark Verse, Volume I: From the Passages of Revenants (Imitation Leather)