Product Description

You can wear your moustache 6 different ways with this flexable facial hair.

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #20431 in Toys & Games
• Brand: LOFTUS INTERNATIONAL
• Dimensions: .10 pounds

Customer Reviews

Must-have mustache.
Is there a man, woman, or child who would not benefit from ownership of a FAKE MUSTACHE - 6 WAY? I think not. Once the crucial element of Rosalind's transformation in Shakespeare's As You Like It, now the centerpiece of my casual Friday wear, the FAKE MUSTACHE - 6 WAY is as timeless as hair itself.

The product ships with an extensive manual describing the different curves the moustache can take, but neglects to list the six accepted ways of wearing the hairpiece:

1) Below the nose, above the lip: the classic; highly recommended.

2) Atop a bald head, in lieu of a toupee: be careful when removing your bowler.

3) On one's right-hand index finger: briefly popular during the Victorian era; long out of favor in polite society.

4) On one's bait and tackle: a delightful surprise. Ladies love this, as will your fellow fishermen.

5) Atop one's feet: requires two moustaches. One bare foot looks ridiculous.

6) On the cheek: a jaunty variant of the classic upper palate.

It saddens me that I need to say this, but I have seen too many neglected moustaches to remain silent: please, gentlemen, take care of your moustache! I heartily recommend Colonel Ichabod Conk's Moustache Wax. If you can withstand the Colonel's grim visage staring at you from beyond the grave (and the side of the jar), your FAKE MUSTACHE - 6 WAY will thank you for the much-needed wax job.

Not As Great As I Thought It Would Be
So, you actually have to attach the moustache to your face by snapping it onto your nose like a bull's ring. I gave it to my friend for her birthday and she said that it hurts to wear it. Boo.

expat para
Having spent 20 years in the Far East I returned to Blitey with a greying head of hair. This unforseen aging process also affected my tash. Now, a tash is the signature of a Far East Expat, everyone knows that. So, yes hullo, I had to try and salvage what dignity I had.

I first of all tried to dye my tash. This resulted in me going to A&E for severe burns to the upper lip and they had to shave my white tickler off. I was distraught. I had an important meeting with some government ministers the following week and I would never grow my pride and joy back in time.

Hense my intro to FAKE MUSTACHE - 6 WAY. I was saved, and I had 5 spares incase number 1 fell into my beer.

My meeting with the governement ministers went very well indeed and everyone commented on how good I looked and how my tash had grown to a quality expat thickness.

I now no longer grow my natural tash as '6 WAY' is more versatile and I can put it to bed at night (I have a little action man bunkbed for him) meaning I dont have a shabby tash in the morning.

Hurrray for 6 WAY.

Yes hullo...