 | Panties by Dave Naz
Buy used from: $26.56 Step 1: choose the hottest babe you can find. For reference, she should look like this. If not, drink a few and squint.
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 | The Professional Bachelor Dating Guide - How to Exploit Her Inner Psycho by Brett Tate
Buy new: $15.83 / Used from: $11.53 Step 2: Charm her panties off. Mastering the look and cocky alpha attitude ain't enough. "This book combines the techniques great pick up artists use, takes what works best from a woman's perspective, and combines the two. This guide also includes an Asset Protection guide making you bulletproof from divorce in case you marry.
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 | The Hedonist: World Travel Guide by Dr. Brett Tate
Buy new: $17.49 Step 3: Practice your skills in the field...with this World Sports and Sex Vacation guide. Bachelor trips with Golf, Fishing, Whitewater Rafting, scuba diving, casinos, and PAY for PLAY girls in tropical paradises. Does it get any better than this? Perfect your technique in upscale Brothels, massage parlors, and Red Light Districts.
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 | Erotic Lounge, Vol. 5: Secret Affairs
Buy new: $73.99 / Used from: $43.71 Step 4: The lady killer always sets the right mood in the closing booth. A token rose, some candles, whisper a few BS Italian phrases in her ear, and then crank up these booty tunes. Let her fingers do the talking. Check please.
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 | Sinners Lounge: The Erotic Sessions by Various Artists
Add in some freaky erotic mood music for the booty call nymphos.
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 | Daily Sex: 365 Positions and Activities for a Year of Great Sex! by Jane Seddon
Buy new: $11.66 / Used from: $3.74 Step 5: Execution in the sack, knowing all the positions. Time to learn from the masters. Exotic and erotic new sex positions, dirty sex talk, oil massages, and other things she should be doing while you're holding a beer and the remote.
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 | The Best Sex Positions Ever! by Alex Williams
Buy new: $13.22 / Used from: $10.58 Dazzle her with sizzling positions and uninhibited sexual adventure. By spicing up her sex life with toys, role-playing, and sexual uncertainty, she'll brag to all her girlfriends, and create repeat and referral business.
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 | The Little Bit Naughty Book of Sex Positions by Siobhan Kelly
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $6.95 Step 6: Sexy outfits, role-playing, toys, oils, lubes, and all kinds of naughty things to kill time until ESPN highlights comes on.
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 | How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale by Jenna Jameson
Buy new: $21.45 / Used from: $12.97 Whatever sexual gymnastics Jenna does on her man, your girl better know backwards. Hand her this book, and tell her to study hard and return tomorrow in a schoolgirl outfit, or you'll spank her.
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 | The Kama Sutra Year: 52 Sensational Positions for Erotic Pleasure by Eleanor McKenzie
Buy new: $17.12 / Used from: $11.00 Learn kama sutra and other foreign sex techniques and intimate positions. That's right, the multi-cultured sex warrior who curls their toes in three languages. Quien es su padre, mamacita?
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 | The Photographic "Kama Sutra" by Linda Sonntag
Buy new: $26.47 / Used from: $26.39 More photos of Kama Sutra techniques.
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 | Supersex by Tracey Cox
Buy new: $15.60 / Used from: $1.50 Photographs and tastefully dirty discussions about numerous positions.
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 | The Wild Guide to Sex and Loving by Siobhan Kelly
Buy new: $13.22 / Used from: $6.05 Bedroom fantasies and assorted naughty stuff.
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 | The Low Down on Going Down: How to Give Her Mind-Blowing Oral Sex by Marcy Michaels
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $4.40 Step 7: The greatest skill known to mankind. When a girl knows you're the lick master, all other rules get tossed. Make her work for it too. Have her change the plugs, mow the lawn, shop for beer and steak. No reason to be easy when you've got the silver tongue.
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 | The Big O: Orgasms: How to Have Them, Give Them, and Keep Them Coming by Lou Paget
Buy new: $14.93 / Used from: $3.98 Keep 'em cumming back for more...preferably with a hot girlfriend or two.
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 | Five Minutes to Orgasm Every Time You Make Love: Female Orgasm Made Simple by D. Claire Hutchins
Buy new: $11.86 / Used from: $7.91 Get 'er done quick, so she can devote hours on much more important things, like satisfying the chiseled sex god next to her.
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 | The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus: How to Go Down on a Woman and Give Her Exquisite Pleasure (Ultimate Guides Series) by Violet Blue
Buy new: $9.86 / Used from: $7.94 Written by a women who knows best. She probably has hotter girlfriends than any of us.
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 | Lesbian Sex Secrets for Men: What Every Man Wants to Know About Making Love to a Woman and Never Asks by Jamie Goddard
Buy new: $11.70 / Used from: $4.37 Lesbians know more about satisfying women than anyone. Time to pickup some tips from the best. Then, expand your horizons, and take your babe to dyke bars and see if any cute girls will join in and help further your schooling.
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 | How to Give Her Absolute Pleasure: Totally Explicit Techniques Every Woman Wants Her Man to Know by Lou Paget
Buy new: $15.60 / Used from: $6.96 More sex doctor advise on exploring her body from head to toe.
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 | The One-Hour Orgasm: How to Learn the Amazing "Venus Butterfly" Technique by Leah Schwartz
Buy new: $11.66 / Used from: $5.22 That better be referring to yours. An explicit, tasteful sex education for both men and women. The game starts in 35, maybe fake it for a bit and get dressed.
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 | Secrets of Sensual Lovemaking : The Ultimate in Female Ecstasy by Tommy Leonardi
Buy used from: $16.54 Sizzling secrets, finding and mastering her G-Spot, and more.
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 | The Threesome Handbook: A Practical Guide to SLEEPING WITH THREE by Vicki Vantoch
Buy new: $12.44 / Used from: $9.23 Step 8: Time for adding more chicks. Better know how to have a threesome, before you arrange it.
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 | Threesome: How to Fulfill Your Favorite Fantasy by Lori Gammon
Buy new: $17.95 / Used from: $12.00 Have them treat you like a piece of meat.
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 | Sex Toys 101: A Playfully Uninhibited Guide by Rachel Venning
Buy new: $13.22 / Used from: $0.75 Step 9: When the little guy embarrasses you once again...Say hello to my little friend.
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 | The Many Joys of Sex Toys: The Ultimate How-to Handbook for Couples and Singles by Anne Semans
Buy new: $11.01 / Used from: $6.50 Sex toys for couples...don't let your girl get any off the wall ideas.
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 | Sex Toys by Anne Hooper
Buy used from: $0.01 The Ins and Outs.
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 | Tickle Your Fancy: A Woman's Guide to Sexual Self-Pleasure by Sadie Allison
Buy new: $11.01 / Used from: $5.00 Kick back, set up bleachers in the bedroom, invite your buddies over and make her perform for you. She'll love it!
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 | Toygasms! The Insider's Guide to Sex Toys and Techniques by Sadie Allison
Buy new: $11.66 / Used from: $4.94 So this is why she never returns your calls.
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 | SM 101: A Realistic Introduction by Jay Wiseman
Buy new: $16.47 / Used from: $12.45 Tie her up, throw a few back and make her listen to you sing the national anthem A Cappella in the nude.
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 | Once upon a Dyke: New Exploits of Fairy Tale Lesbians by Karin Kallmaker
Buy new: $11.66 / Used from: $6.50 Step 10: Keeping the interest alive using imagination. Check out that title. Great for arranging lesbian threesome fantasies to use on your girl. Unfortunately the word dyke makes me think of Rosie more than Jenna Jameson.
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 | Sweet Life: Erotic Fantasies for Couples
Buy new: $11.66 / Used from: $5.41 Get inside a woman's mind, you'll be surprised how filled of lust and deviancy they can be. Plenty of ideas to explore here.
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 | Best Women's Erotica 2004 (Best Women's Erotica Series)
Buy new: $14.95 / Used from: $0.99 Great collection of sexual thinking by horny, lonely women thinking of Alpha Studs like us.
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 | Veronica Monet's Sex Secrets of Escorts: Tips from a Pro by Veronica Monet
Buy new: $12.71 / Used from: $5.01 Step 11: Getting bored? When you're away on business, seek out professional sex advise from the hottest escorts in town. Share with them the knowledge you learned from this book, and see if she can mirror the techniques.
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 | The Mammoth Book of Sex Diaries: The Ultimate Collection of Sex Blogs
Buy new: $11.16 / Used from: $1.04 Who knows more about what fantasies and tricks a women desires than an escort. Study these diaries for use with your woman. Better yet, practice them with a hot call girl. Later that night, have a few martinis with your girlfriend and have a discussion about how much hotter the other chick is.
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 | Nudes And Portraits by Gordon Thye
Buy used from: $31.25 Learn how to document your conquests by studying from the erotic photography masters.
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 | XXX: 30 Porn-Star Portraits by Timothy Greenfield-Sanders
Buy used from: $11.00 More great photography of our ex-girlfriends.
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 | Naked Happy Girls
Buy new: $30.36 / Used from: $23.39 Beautiful, naked, happy girls without an entitlement mentality? Clearly their foreign.
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 | Natural Beauties
Buy new: $30.36 / Used from: $20.74 Exhibitionists and erotic photography at its best. Seems to be a shortage of crusty old feminists in green baggy pantsuits.
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 | Private Rooms
Buy new: $69.35 / Used from: $45.00 Provocative nudes shot in luxury hotels. I must have been getting ice down the hall at the time.
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 | Lamborghini: Forty Years by David Jolliffe
Buy new: $30.40 / Used from: $15.00 Step 12: Still striking out? Pick up one of these. If you're running a bit low on cash, read all about the big boy toys, assume a foreign accent and tell your babe you keep one at your villa overseas. Photoshop pictures of yourself standing next to it. Still stuck? Refer back to book 3. Rinse and repeat.
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