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Best to Worst from Masters of Horror seasons 1 & 2
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Masters of Horror - Sounds LikeMasters of Horror - Sounds Like
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Fantastic, chilling tale from Brad Anderson (Session 9, The Machinest, Transiberian) in which a man with acute auditory senses travels down the path of madness.
Masters of Horror - Don Coscarelli - Incident on and off a Mountain RoadMasters of Horror - Don Coscarelli - Incident on and off a Mountain Road
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Based on Joe R. Lansdale's short story, this humdinger of a tale is given new life through this bloody episode.
Masters of Horror - Stuart Gordon - Dreams in the Witch HouseMasters of Horror - Stuart Gordon - Dreams in the Witch House
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Finally an H.P. Lovecraft tale that delivers on the screen! This updated version is chilling!
Masters of Horror: Pick Me UpMasters of Horror: Pick Me Up
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Fun cat-and-mouse yarn that's amusing dialouge and fun plot will keep you glued to the ole boob tube.
Masters of Horror - Fair Haired ChildMasters of Horror - Fair Haired Child
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One of the scariest of the 24 episodes. Great effects and just an overall fun, scary watch.
Masters of Horror - Dream CruiseMasters of Horror - Dream Cruise
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Another scary episode. The plot is a pretty standard "vengeful ghost" type of plot, but the way it is executed made my hair stand up.
Masters of Horror - FamilyMasters of Horror - Family
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Proposterous, but oh so much fun! Great acting doesn't hurt either...
Masters of Horror - John Mcnaughton - Haeckel's TaleMasters of Horror - John Mcnaughton - Haeckel's Tale
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Necrophilia galore! Good adaptaion of Clive barker's tale! Not for the easily offended.
Masters of Horror - John Carpenter - Cigarette BurnsMasters of Horror - John Carpenter - Cigarette Burns
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John Carpenter is in top-form here. Back to his horror roots.
Masters of Horror: We All Scream for Ice CreamMasters of Horror: We All Scream for Ice Cream
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Some consider this the worst in the series, but I loved it. As far as original kills goes, this one takes the cake.
Masters of Horror - The Black CatMasters of Horror - The Black Cat
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Jeffrey Combs nails down Edgar Allan Poe's character in this psychological piece.
Masters of Horror - ImprintMasters of Horror - Imprint
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Not for the faint of heart. One insanely extreme episode!
Masters of Horror: The WashingtoniansMasters of Horror: The Washingtonians
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Based on one of my favorite short stories by Bently Little. While this does not live up to the print version, still it is a fun adaptation.
Masters of Horror - The Screwfly SolutionMasters of Horror - The Screwfly Solution
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An unseen force causes men to kill women. Fun tale!
Masters of Horror - PeltsMasters of Horror - Pelts
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Pretty sick one-- some clever kill scenes.
Masters of Horror: Valerie on the StairsMasters of Horror: Valerie on the Stairs
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Great imagery-- and an overall cool storyline.
Masters of Horror - Dario Argento - JeniferMasters of Horror - Dario Argento - Jenifer
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Nasty piece from Dario Argento. Not a great plot, but visually stunning and gut-wrenching.
Masters of Horror: The Damned ThingMasters of Horror: The Damned Thing
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Heart-thumpin', blood boilin' mayhem in this one.
Masters of Horror - Pro-LifeMasters of Horror - Pro-Life
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This one is pretty silly, but the ending is worth it.
Masters of Horror: Lucky McKee - Sick GirlMasters of Horror: Lucky McKee - Sick Girl
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Yuck-- fun lil romp.
Masters of Horror: Joe Dante - HomecomingMasters of Horror: Joe Dante - Homecoming
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Even as a more Conservative type when it comes to politics, I enjoyed this one in which zombified U.S. soldiers return from Iraq to vote democrat.
Masters of Horror: The V WordMasters of Horror: The V Word
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SOme scary moments, but this part of the list and below are the more passables of the bunch.
Masters of Horror - Deer WomanMasters of Horror - Deer Woman
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This one kind of misses its mark in my opinion, but not a bad show.
Masters of Horror: Dance of the DeadMasters of Horror: Dance of the Dead
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One of the more forgettable entries in this great series.
Masters of Horror - Mick Garris - ChocolateMasters of Horror - Mick Garris - Chocolate
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One of the more forgettable episodes.
Masters of Horror - Right to DieMasters of Horror - Right to Die
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This one was so bad, I really wanted that hour back.