 | MHP The Sandler All Wood Coffin Kit
That's not creepy
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 | Uranium Ore
Buy new: $29.95 / Used from: $2,499.00 Totally legal, right?
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 | Fresh Whole Rabbit
Buy new: $38.50 Better stock up!
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 | JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
Perfect when you have to leave the compound to use the pay phone or mail manifestos off
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 | Heinz Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding, 10-Ounce Cans (Pack of 6)
Buy new: $27.36 Perfect for entertaining
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 | De-FIB-ulator Voice Lie Detector
Perfect for "entertaining" your <ahem> "guests"
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 | 2 Throwing Axes
Practice your aim!
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 | Goddard Replica
Home sweet home
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 | Belgian Gas Mask with Standard NATO Filter
Buy new: $22.90 |
 | Israeli Civilian Childrens Gas Mask w/ Nato Filter
Buy new: $46.98 Perfect for ages 3-12
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 | Crisis Preparedness Handbook: A Comprehensive Guide to Home Storage and Physical Survival by Jack A. Spigarelli
Buy new: $19.95 / Used from: $19.00 |
 | Replacement NATO Cartridge For Israeli Gas Mask
Buy new: $18.90 Make sure you are well stocked
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 | Israeli Gas Mask (civilian)
Buy new: $24.50 Each filter only lasts 8 hours
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 | Ductigami: The Art of the Tape by Joe Wilson
Buy used from: $8.69 It gets lonely at the compound...
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 | Henkel Duck 1.88-Inch-by-15-Yard Colored Duck Tape, Neon Pink #00-03362-03
Buy new: $3.71 Even duct tape is better in pink
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 | MainstayTM 1200 Food Ration (30 Pack)
Buy new: $80.00 You will need lots
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 | Milkscreen: Home Test to Detect Alcohol in Breast Milk 20 Pack
Buy new: $18.60 Better know what your wives are up to.
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 | Perfect Solutions 'Control-Your-Man' Talking Remote
Buy new: $20.00 For when the long nights in the bunker start wearing you out.
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 | Perfect Solutions 'Control-Your-Woman' Talking Remote
Buy new: $19.00 Use at your own risk. Never use if you have given wife the axe throwing set above.
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 | Talking TP Toilet Paper Spindle, Model# TTP-01
Buy new: $9.98 Record your mantra here
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 | UFO-02 Detector
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 | J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm, 4.5-Gram Sticks (Pack of 4)
Because spam can be unappealing - and having to stay at your "post" for hours each day dressed up like a tree can be chapping.
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