 | Starland Vocal Band by Starland Vocal Band
Buy new: $10.98 / Used from: $5.24 The mother of all cr*p records. Tell your lover that you're trying to get a Starland Vocal Band reunion happening. Start wearing Starland Vocal Band T-shirts ....
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 | Dean Friedman / Well Well Said the Rocking Chair by Dean Friedman
Buy new: $21.99 / Used from: $17.64 Play "Lucky Stars" over and over again. Insist on listening to it over breakfast. Be a sadist!
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 | Ultimate Collection: The Best of Shanice by Shanice
Buy new: $9.97 / Used from: $6.28 "I Love Your Smile" heard often enough will either turn your partner into a Satanist or a deeply disturbed person. Don't expect him or her to hang around for long with a person who listens to "Jesus Loves Me" ten times per day.
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 | Legend - The Best Of Bob Marley And The Wailers (New Packaging) by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $6.50 This works for some strange reason and every list on Amazon.com needs at least one Bob Marley album. This list will be no exception.
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 | Filippa Giordano by Filippa Giordano
Buy new: $44.99 / Used from: $19.15 If you can manage to sing along with this God-awful album, you will very quickly be living alone.
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 | Macho Man by Village People
Buy new: $6.25 / Used from: $1.74 Try to sing along with this album whilst doing a Kung-fu styled dance. Both women and men should do this if they want to lose their partner.
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 | ABBA - Gold: Greatest Hits by ABBA
Buy new: $9.97 / Used from: $3.05 If you can manage to dribble and sing along with "Mamma Mia" over and over again, with a demented look on your face, your partner will either leave or have you locked up. Either way, you're out of a crummy relationship.
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 | Nightflight to Venus by Boney M.
Buy new: $19.99 / Used from: $12.63 Further proof, if any more was needed, that you are a person who should be left to their own devices.
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 | The Butterfly Ball and the Grasshopper's Feast by Roger Glover & Guests
Buy used from: $12.95 No comment!
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 | The Ultimate Yma Sumac Collection by Yma Sumac
Buy new: $7.97 / Used from: $4.67 Get drunk and play this enough times and you'll be living alone very fast.
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 | The Kick Inside by Kate Bush
Buy new: $35.98 / Used from: $15.78 If you can manage a reasonable Kate Bush impersonation in your lounge room, often, he or she will be history very soon. It helps if you do all the silly moves from the Wuthering Heights video.
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 | Cornflake Girl by Tori Amos
Buy new: $6.70 / Used from: $0.61 You know why! I don't need to tell you!
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