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For The Inner Surly Teenager
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The AristocratsThe Aristocrats by Original Soundtrack
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Filthy. Filthy. Filthy.
Still Life with WoodpeckerStill Life with Woodpecker by Tom Robbins
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"never too late for a happy childhood"
George Carlin: At Carnegie HallGeorge Carlin: At Carnegie Hall
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Learned everything i needed to learn about the English language from this.
The Catcher in the RyeThe Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
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Funny how it's still effective despite it's obvious flaws
Bloom County Babylon: Five Years of Basic NaughtinessBloom County Babylon: Five Years of Basic Naughtiness by Berkeley Breathed
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Give away your age. Go on.
BADASS HORRORBADASS HORROR by Gerard Brennan
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Zombie sex.
Scream Queens of the Dead Sea: Sex! Heavy Metal! Linguistics!Scream Queens of the Dead Sea: Sex! Heavy Metal! Linguistics! by Gilad Elbom
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Sex & Star Wars - what could be better
Gilbert Gottfried Dirty JokesGilbert Gottfried Dirty Jokes by Gilbert Gottfried
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They were funnier in 8th grade
Revolution for the Hell of It: The Book That Earned Abbie Hoffman a 5 Year Prison Term at the Chicago Conspiracy TrialRevolution for the Hell of It: The Book That Earned Abbie Hoffman a 5 Year Prison Term at the Chicago Conspiracy Trial by Abbie Hoffman
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How to be a professional pain in the butt
The Spiral Dance: A Rebirth of the Ancient Religion of the Goddess: 20th Anniversary EditionThe Spiral Dance: A Rebirth of the Ancient Religion of the Goddess: 20th Anniversary Edition by Starhawk
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Remember when you thought this was deep? Laugh at the hippies.
Stranger in a Strange LandStranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein
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Martian comes to Earth. Becomes a Transcendentialist.
A People's History of the United States: 1492-Present (Perennial Classics)A People's History of the United States: 1492-Present (Perennial Classics) by Howard Zinn
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Yes. You were once this smug. And bitter. Go on. Admit it.
The Anarchist CookbookThe Anarchist Cookbook by William Powell
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Apparently it's not as cool as you thought it would be
Statesman (Bio of a Space Tyrant, Vol 5)Statesman (Bio of a Space Tyrant, Vol 5) by Piers Anthony
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Lots and lots of sex
Pet Peeve (Xanth)Pet Peeve (Xanth) by Piers Anthony
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How many of these are there???
Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J. R. R. Tolkien's Lord of the RingsBored of the Rings: A Parody of J. R. R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings by Harvard Lampoon
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Player's Handbook, Version 3.5 (Dungeon & Dragons Roleplaying Game: Core Rules)Player's Handbook, Version 3.5 (Dungeon & Dragons Roleplaying Game: Core Rules) by Jonathan Tweet
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I'm a level five Office Worker with a +5 cell phone. Yourself?
Zombi, You My LoveZombi, You My Love by William Orem
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Oh why not?
Skeleton Skull Bone Daddy Decorative Clothes HangerSkeleton Skull Bone Daddy Decorative Clothes Hanger
NO more wire hangers ever.
The New York Trilogy: City of Glass; Ghosts; The Locked Room  (Contemporary American Fiction Series)The New York Trilogy: City of Glass; Ghosts; The Locked Room (Contemporary American Fiction Series) by Paul Auster
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Really doesn't fit with the joke, but it's good.
American Sphinx: The Character of Thomas JeffersonAmerican Sphinx: The Character of Thomas Jefferson by Joseph J. Ellis
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Read the history they didn't teach you in high school
Selected works of Israel Zangwill: Children of the Ghetto, Ghetto comedies, Ghetto tragedies;Selected works of Israel Zangwill: Children of the Ghetto, Ghetto comedies, Ghetto tragedies; by Israel Zangwill
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Go on. It's classic.
The New Annotated Sherlock Holmes: The Complete Short Stories (2 Vol. Set)The New Annotated Sherlock Holmes: The Complete Short Stories (2 Vol. Set) by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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Under the Overtree (Leisure Horror)Under the Overtree (Leisure Horror) by James A. Moore
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The Aristocats (Special Edition)The Aristocats (Special Edition)
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So this cat walks into an agents office and says "Have I got an act for you."
The Clown MurdersThe Clown Murders
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PurvosPurvos
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GacyGacy
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A Clown in Babylon DVDA Clown in Babylon DVD
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The Devil's Rejects (Unrated Widescreen Edition)The Devil's Rejects (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
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Mr. HalloweenMr. Halloween
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Dead ClownsDead Clowns
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