 | I'm Sorry That Sometimes I'm Mean by Kimya Dawson
Buy used from: $7.88 I'm sorry but...you smell bad. Follow this handy list and soon you'll smell GOOD!
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 | Neutrogena Clean Shampoo, Balance - 10.1 fl oz
Starting at the Top...WASH YOUR HAIR DAILY.
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 | Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo Plus Conditioner, Classic Clean - 25.4 fl oz
Got dandruff? Use This
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 | Dove Beauty Bar, White - Eight 4.25oz. Bars
Moving down...WASH YOUR BODY DAILY. Use soap like this.
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 | Cetaphil Gentle Cleansing Bar, Antibacterial - 4.5 oz
Buy new: $3.78 Bacteria causes smells where ever you have hair and sweat! Kill the bacteria by washing with this.
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 | Dial Antibacterial Moisturizing Body Wash, Mountain Fresh, Mountain Fresh - 12 fl oz
Or you can wash your body with this.
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 | Wahl 79524 26-Piece Deluxe Hair Clipper Kit
Buy new: $34.29 Hair and sweat are a breeding ground for bacteria and BAD SMELLS. Keep ALL BODY HAIR trimmed with this.
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 | Panasonic ER411NC Nose and Ear Hair Groomer
Buy new: $49.95 Don't forget to trim your ear and nose hair too.
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 | Mitchum Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant, Roll On, Unscented, 2.5 fl oz (73 ml)
Buy new: $3.15 After you've washed yourself...USE THIS
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 | Certain Dri Antiperspirant Roll-On for Excessive Perspiration 1.2 oz (35.5 ml)
Buy new: $3.49 Still sweaty?...USE THIS
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 | Clubman Pinaud Talc - 9 oz
Buy new: $6.29 A little talc can't hurt...don't overdo it.
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 | Stainless Steel Two-Piece Nail Clipper Gift Set
Buy new: $39.95 Clip your fingernails and toenails after washing...they'll be soft.
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 | Alpha Hydrox Foot & Problem Area Creme - 2 oz
Buy new: $7.99 STINKY FEET?...use this.
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 | Colgate Total Multi-Protection Toothpaste, Whitening Gel - 7.8 oz
Now, Brush your teeth...
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 | Breath Remedy Tongue Scraper - 1 ea
Buy new: $8.88 ...Scrape your tongue...
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 | Breath Remedy Breath/Tongue Spray, Natural Peppermint, 1.25 fl oz
...and spray.
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