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Useful Items For Disguising Yourself From Hitmen
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Wahl 79524 26-Piece Deluxe Hair Clipper KitWahl 79524 26-Piece Deluxe Hair Clipper Kit
Buy new: $34.29
After all, your hairstyle needed a change of pace anyway.
The Technique of the Professional Make-Up ArtistThe Technique of the Professional Make-Up Artist by Vincent Kehoe
Buy new: $57.00 / Used from: $36.00
Sure to come in handy at some point...
Disguise Techniques: Fool All Of The People Some Of The TimeDisguise Techniques: Fool All Of The People Some Of The Time by Edmond A. MacInaugh
Buy new: $12.24 / Used from: $6.00
Also useful.
Warner Tool Hi-Stride Adjustable Stilts 18-Inch-30-Inch #10009Warner Tool Hi-Stride Adjustable Stilts 18-Inch-30-Inch #10009
And if you're REALLY good and are wearing the right pants, no one will be any the wiser.
Hitmen: True Stories of Street ExecutionsHitmen: True Stories of Street Executions by Wensley Clarkson
Buy used from: $5.00
Know thine enemy.
Songs of the Humpback WhaleSongs of the Humpback Whale by Various Artists
Buy used from: $4.81
You'll need something to calm your frenetic heart.
Secrets of Power Persuasion: Everything You'll Ever Need to Get Anything You'll Ever WantSecrets of Power Persuasion: Everything You'll Ever Need to Get Anything You'll Ever Want by Roger Dawson
Buy new: $10.85 / Used from: $3.80
In case you do run into your homicidal pal, this might be your only hope.