This well-balanced Camp Axe will make quick work of dispatching the fiercest of flesh-eating zombies, it's wedged blade perfect for delivering severe head trauma. Complete with a handy carrying sheath, by Gerber.

This book just might save your life! The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead by Max Brooks will serve as a quick reference should you forget just what to do amidst the throes of a zombie attack (destroy the brain, or sever the spinal column at the base of the skull)!

When all's said and done, the only survivors to make it through the zombie slaughter might be Uncle Sam's finest. Know what they know, with the US Army Survival Manual: FM 21-76 by the Department of Defense.

Some light-hearted reading to keep your spirits high, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains by Ryan Mecum just might help you get inside the heads of the mindless living dead.

Whether you're performing autosurgery or planning your next machete assault against your zombie foes, you'll want to consult the classic Gray's Anatomy of the Human Body (30th Edition) by Carmine Clemente.

How to Survive a Robot Uprising: Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming Rebellion by Daniel H. Wilson. . . because it might not be just zombies.

When you're slaughtering armies of the living dead, you'll want to avoid infection by keeping their fluids out of your ears, eyes, nose, and mouth. Make it so with the Paintball V-Force Grill Thermal Paintball Mask/Goggles by VForce.

Whether you're shoving them out the door or trying to clear a path to safety, you'll find that flesh-hungry zombies can be awfully 'bitey.' Keep your fingers in the clear with a pair of Hellstorm® S.O.L.A.G.™ Glove with Kevlar® by BlackHawk.

Patch up just about any injury (besides a zombie bite) with this First Aid Only Outdoor First Aid Kit, Soft Case, 205-Piece Kit by First Aid Only.

If the zombies are the only ones eating, then you lose. Metabolize some nutrients your body needs to stay in the fight with Genuine G.I. MRE Entrees by Sure Pak.

Use the 50863 Water Container by Blitz to load up on drinking water before it's contaminated with the zombie virus.

When you're saving the planet from hordes of the living dead, save the environment, too! 'Go green' when you wipe with this Rapid Dissolving Toilet Tissue by Dometic/Sealand.

Lightweight and portable, this Mobile Proximity Alarm by Fellowes will alert you when the zombie hordes have pierced the perimeter.

In the ensuing aftermath of the zombie apocalypse, you can be sure that cellular networks and land lines will be jammed or down altogether. If there are still any satellites in the sky, hail your surviving peeps with the GSP-1700 Satellite Phone by Globalstar.

You'll probably want to zombie-proof your vehicle by welding on a V-plow, some additional armor, and barbed implements with this 125 Amp Wire Feed Flux Welder by Speedway.

Whether you need a fire to stay warm or need to light some anti-zombie incendiary devices, you'll be happy you packed this Genuine Issue Magnesium Survival Fire Starter when the matches run out, by 4 Star Military Surplus.

When you're completely surrounded by zombies, your only hope to escape will be to blend in and ease your way through the crowd. Cloak yourself with this incredibly realistic zombie disguise.