Reeve's Superman pulled out some stupid shenanigans in the first two movies, but this one was the big, dumb sequel that would put Supes into a crap spiral for over twenty years.

Jim Carrey in spandex, Tommy Lee Jones in Tiger print suits, Val Kilmer and his acting (or lack thereof), and Chris O'Donnell--well, he's pretty much trying to be Val Kilmer! Awful, over stylized, with weird hints at fetishism that make this a laugh a minute... Jim Carrey's funniest movie.

New Line Cinema proves that if they can do one thing right, it's ruining something people love and cherish. This time, the Turtles go back to feudal Japan and make a... *futile* attempt at an entertaining movie. A bad pun, I know, but it's better than anything else in this poop-shire.

JAWS in 3D! Dennis Quaid! Horrible optical effects! Absurd plot! Drunken shenanigans! Smelly Floridians! You'll get it all and more from the best thing to come out of the short lived resurrection of 3-D movies in the early 80s. A knee slapper that doesn't let up until the end credits.

Poor Kong, he's an icon of thirties monster mayhem and then gets reimagined into a fairly entertaining 70s force of eco-terror only to then be put into one of the most absurd episodes of ER I've ever seen. There's randy apes, mechanical hearts, murder, foot chases, and a love story for the ages. Never has the romance of two men in ape suits ever been so captivating... or humorous.

Oh, Michael Cain. What would we do without you? This time he's sweating himself silly in this sequel that should've never been. Irwin Allen directs, ensuring this movie will live on as an absolutely terrible good time. Almost as funny as "the Swarm."

Sylvester Stallone DIRECTS! AND, he DIRECTS John Travolta's groin. A movie where the sole selling point is how sweaty Travolta can be in every scene (rivaling champion sweater Michael Cain)and being the most blushing example of all the drugs we were taking the 80s. Absolutely hilarious when watched in 3-B.

Plastic crash dummy Faye Dunaway in a performance that rivals "Mommie Dearest" for stupefying badness. Bad effects, bad story, and lots of Stallone inspired emotional scenes where people look confused by the garbled nonsense coming out of their mouthes. A close runner up to Superman 4 in terms of ultimate awful superhero shenanigans.