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The Hippie Handbook: How to Tie-Dye a T-Shirt, Flash a Peace Sign, and Other Essential Skills for the Carefree LifeThe Hippie Handbook: How to Tie-Dye a T-Shirt, Flash a Peace Sign, and Other Essential Skills for the Carefree Life by Chelsea Cain
Buy new: $10.04 / Used from: $1.05
Very informative section on macrame and how to grow an avocado from a pit. great instruction on how to walk like a hippie.
On BullshitOn Bullshit by Harry G. Frankfurt
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $1.81
seriously
Lao Tzu : Tao Te Ching : A Book About the Way and the Power of the WayLao Tzu : Tao Te Ching : A Book About the Way and the Power of the Way by Ursula K. Le Guin
Buy new: $10.17 / Used from: $3.26
Tao. It just is.
Does This Cape Make Me Look Fat?: Pop Psychology for SuperheroesDoes This Cape Make Me Look Fat?: Pop Psychology for Superheroes by Chelsea Cain
Buy used from: $3.09
Find answers to the perplexing problems of wearing spandex in public.
How to Be a Villain: Evil Laughs, Secret Lairs, Master Plans, and More!!!How to Be a Villain: Evil Laughs, Secret Lairs, Master Plans, and More!!! by Neil Zawacki
Buy new: $10.36 / Used from: $1.87
Everything you need to know to command the dark forces and plan nefarious activities, mwahhahaha!
The Underachiever's Manifesto: The Guide to Accomplishing Little and Feeling GreatThe Underachiever's Manifesto: The Guide to Accomplishing Little and Feeling Great by Ray Bennett
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $4.75
guide to a guilt free happy existence - and a great boost to the self esteem
REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja BookREAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book by Robert Hamburger
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $0.99
Chuck Norris recommended this one.
The Spotter's Guide to the Male SpeciesThe Spotter's Guide to the Male Species by Juliette Willis
Buy new: $11.07 / Used from: $0.45
Insight into the male of the species and their behavior patterns and mating rituals.
Monster Spotter's Guide to North AmericaMonster Spotter's Guide to North America by Scott Francis
Buy new: $10.19 / Used from: $0.53
Very helpful when out camping.
The Modern DrunkardThe Modern Drunkard by Frank Kelly Rich
Buy new: $10.08 / Used from: $8.54
The dos and don'ts of Boozing 101. For the serious lush only.
Viva la Repartee: Clever Comebacks and Witty Retorts from History's Great Wits and WordsmithsViva la Repartee: Clever Comebacks and Witty Retorts from History's Great Wits and Wordsmiths by Mardy Grothe
Buy new: $10.79 / Used from: $2.11
Never be at a loss for words when doing the dozens. Snap.
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti MonsterThe Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by Bobby Henderson
Buy new: $10.04 / Used from: $5.95
"Behold the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), today’s fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion." I am a Pastafarian who believes in the Righteous Ramen, for ever and ever, amen.
How To Survive a Robot Uprising: Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming RebellionHow To Survive a Robot Uprising: Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming Rebellion by Daniel H. Wilson
Buy new: $10.04 / Used from: $5.85
Your computer is sizing you up right now.
The Anarchist CookbookThe Anarchist Cookbook by William Powell
Buy new: $19.77 / Used from: $25.44
Good info for anyone living Off the Grid, just be prepared when men in black cars, black suits and black helicopters start showing up at your residence.
The Book of General IgnoranceThe Book of General Ignorance by John Mitchinson
Buy new: $13.57 / Used from: $2.64
The human head weighs eight pounds. On average, unless you're a melonhead.
Poop Culture: How America is Shaped by its Grossest National ProductPoop Culture: How America is Shaped by its Grossest National Product by Dave Praeger
Buy new: $11.66 / Used from: $8.26
C'mon, this is a list of bathroom books, there's got to be a poop book in here, this is a good one, chock full of fascinating trivia to wow your friends and start conversations at the office party.
Doing Nothing: A History of Loafers, Loungers, Slackers, and Bums in AmericaDoing Nothing: A History of Loafers, Loungers, Slackers, and Bums in America by Tom Lutz
Buy new: $10.92 / Used from: $1.65
Feel good about yourself while couch surfing.