 | Of the Heart, Of the Soul and of the Cross: The Utopian Experience by P.M. Dawn
Buy new: $11.98 / Used from: $0.78 This album single-handedly set hip hop back 10 years. Only recently has the group finally issued a formal apology, stating "we are sincerely sorry for any pain we may have caused." Rapper Freddie Fred still refuses to acknowledge this or any other P.M. Dawn record.
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 | Adrenalize by Def Leppard
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $1.18 Seriously, was anybody less relevant in 1992 than Def Leppard? Talk about a band on life-support...this album screamed "Help! We need a paycheck"
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 | Totally Krossed Out by Kris Kross
Buy used from: $0.59 After the release of this album, we reached the point in the hip hop historical timeline where people finally stood up and said "Alright, enough already!! I just can't take anymore!!"
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 | River of Dreams by Billy Joel
Buy used from: $0.01 I always hoped Billy Joel had hung onto his receipt from when he sold his soul by releasing this record, because I knew in my heart-of-hearts that one day he'd want it back.
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 | The Sign by Ace of Base
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $0.01 Little known fact: The original band name was "Ace of Bass", but DJ Magic Mike, 95 South, and the 69 Boys successfully filed a legal injunction prohibiting use of the word "bass" by anyone in pop music. Actually, I made that up - they were really called Ace of Base because "ABBA" had already been taken.
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 | II by Boyz II Men
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $0.01 I was always disappointed that nobody had the kohonas to call these guys out on how un-masculine they were. Everybody knows that sensitive men don't really exist, and these clowns were parading as a bunch of phonies.
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 | Breathless by Kenny G
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $0.01 Does anybody remember what music was played during dinner at weddings before Kenny G came along? I'm pretty sure if he ever collaborated with Boyz II Men, the sound of their music would cause me to have a major stroke.
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 | Cracked Rear View by Hootie & the Blowfish
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $0.01 I'm glad that now people are FINALLY starting to come to the realization that these guys were actually pretty freakin' awful. I however knew it all along.
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 | Falling into You by Celine Dion
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $0.01 If you're anything like me, you thank your lucky stars everyday that Celine Dion has gone away, and pray everyday that you're taking a 'dirt nap' before she ever decides to make her triumphant return.
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 | Spice by Spice Girls
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $0.01 I guess you can look at things this way: If it weren't for the Spice Girls, we probably wouldn't have the tragic comedy that has become Britney Spears' life. See, makes you look at these tramps a little diferently now, doesn't it? Thanks, girls!
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